Un pedete.
And this, kids, is why you don’t fart.
a fucking unicorn?!?
Lamo fucking perf
(via themanfromnantucket)
- person: she--
- me: it's he.
- person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
- me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years





